just finished watching New Girl episode 11 and while 10 is kinda boring, i LOVE 11'th ending :D

the ending starts (haha talk about ironic) when Schmidt was enraged to find his towel still damp even after being hung along bars, not hooked. So by yelling "DAMP! DAMMIT! EVERYBODY BATHROOM NOW!" he called for an unofficial housemates meeting.

Schmidt : Someone's playing the joke on me? Honestly. Why is my towel still damp?"

Nick : Coz it's not your towel. It's MY towel, Schmidt.

Schmidt : No it's not your towel. Your towel's the red one.

Nick : I tell you this pal. I never use that. I do use THAT one every single day. 

Schmidt : Oh God..

Jesse (holding the red towel) : This towel's so warm and fluffy, it's like it has been in the sun forever.

Winston : This means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel.

Julia : Intimate...

Schmidt : Are you out of your mind?! How do you think that's your towel? Do you gonna wash it? 

Nick : I do not wash the towel, the towel washes me (chuckled) Who washes the towel?


Julia : You never wash...?


Nick : You washes the towel?


Schmidt : You never wash the towel?!


Nick : What you're gonna do? Wash the shower next? Wash you bar soap? You gotta think here, pal! 


Schmidt : I'm furious right now

Nick : I get out of the damn shower, I'm clean as a damn baby and I use the towel..

Schmidt : Let me ask you this. have you been wearing my underpants? 

Nick : Sometimes, yeah. Who cares? (Schmidt's gonna puke) You guys don't wear each other's underpants? You're a liar. We all wear each other's underwear!


and credit rolls. wow, that's quite a test to my listening skill. so i'm gonna end this entry with Shcmidt and Winston's reaction to Nick's 'underwear' statement. haha. 

me is jess? but i cannot disagree with the last part lol. that's sooooo me, i have to admit it.

second and third lessons from New Girl #1

SECOND LESSON

in every scene where guy and/or girls live together, this thing should exist. believe it or not, some girls can be a real douchebag. dont be fooled by their 'sweet n nice' acting when there's a presence of good-looking males around them

this thing is ESPECIALLY useful if one of 'em really is one big douche-b. one month passing this thing around and ta-dah, a free meal for everyone for one night! and that particular person can learn the meaning and application of STFU.

_______________________________________________

THIRD LESSON

 to tempt potential dates is not really a hard work if you're beautiful like rebecca black

 seriously?

but there's something important in introduction phase that a girl have to be aware of.

SMILE

okay, this one is okay

i dont know why schmidt doesnt like it. wait, on second thought, this kind of smile is too open to be presented upon a stranger. it's like "look at me! i wanna do you, like, TOTALLY!!" kind of smile.

and this one, OH HELL NO.

 

  i think it made her looks like a chipmunk?

and move on to the next one. this kind of smile is the most magical one. really. it can turn zooey deschanel into thin rosie o'donnell in one blink of the eye. 

amazing

and the last thing, this 'hey sailor' thing.... i'm not sure about this...

TOTALLY

not sure

about it

 

first lesson from New Girl #1

"not all strangers you meet in the internet are rapists and/or serial killers"

well, maybe this one is

well, maybe if he shave all the mess and wear (even a fake) smile, i'd have him out of the category. what can i say? appearance matters

and oh-God-forbid this one could ever be

oh, hell no!

he's obviously a good guy! 

the dreamy eyes wont lie!

and that smile, i'd just die!

:P

ok. i admit i'm obsessed with the idea of getting boys as housemate or roomies. below is just one of the reasons why . lol

 

okay..... the terms 'platonic relationship' AND 'guys + girls in a house' may not mix well unless the guys are gay and the girls are straight or vice versa. but i just love the idea. 

i mean, LOVE the idea.

really.

especially if i can get this particular man as the platonic housemate.

no, not any man, but THIS man.

oh man..... i just melted.