a note of wisdom to myself from jacob tomsky's book.

discover what your Heavy Metal band name would be! :D plus a little joke haha

really... mother's day presents? even that particularly revealing bikini? lol

breaks are for bitches

this is when eric and stacey each has to sit for their course's exams. lol i love their spirits in studying. eric even had adult diapers ::snickers:: 

trolling : English edition. look at the last comment :)

how to do CPR the twisted way. WARNING the picture is right, but the caption are SO WRONG... and funny lol

#3 yeah, been there done that.

#2 yeah, it just irritates me when people use these words WRONG. its just unnatural. i mean.. it's. oops

 

another version, but with a funny comment :P 

yeah, one of the ugly truth of VDay. lol

i don't really hate twilight.. i just think it's boring.. but i just love how some people despise it to the level of being funneh :D

source

just finished watching New Girl episode 11 and while 10 is kinda boring, i LOVE 11'th ending :D

the ending starts (haha talk about ironic) when Schmidt was enraged to find his towel still damp even after being hung along bars, not hooked. So by yelling "DAMP! DAMMIT! EVERYBODY BATHROOM NOW!" he called for an unofficial housemates meeting.

Schmidt : Someone's playing the joke on me? Honestly. Why is my towel still damp?"

Nick : Coz it's not your towel. It's MY towel, Schmidt.

Schmidt : No it's not your towel. Your towel's the red one.

Nick : I tell you this pal. I never use that. I do use THAT one every single day. 

Schmidt : Oh God..

Jesse (holding the red towel) : This towel's so warm and fluffy, it's like it has been in the sun forever.

Winston : This means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel.

Julia : Intimate...

Schmidt : Are you out of your mind?! How do you think that's your towel? Do you gonna wash it? 

Nick : I do not wash the towel, the towel washes me (chuckled) Who washes the towel?


Julia : You never wash...?


Nick : You washes the towel?


Schmidt : You never wash the towel?!


Nick : What you're gonna do? Wash the shower next? Wash you bar soap? You gotta think here, pal! 


Schmidt : I'm furious right now

Nick : I get out of the damn shower, I'm clean as a damn baby and I use the towel..

Schmidt : Let me ask you this. have you been wearing my underpants? 

Nick : Sometimes, yeah. Who cares? (Schmidt's gonna puke) You guys don't wear each other's underpants? You're a liar. We all wear each other's underwear!


and credit rolls. wow, that's quite a test to my listening skill. so i'm gonna end this entry with Shcmidt and Winston's reaction to Nick's 'underwear' statement. haha. 

sweet sweet sweet lamebook time for tonight :)

 

source : www.lamebook.com

second and third lessons from New Girl #1

SECOND LESSON

in every scene where guy and/or girls live together, this thing should exist. believe it or not, some girls can be a real douchebag. dont be fooled by their 'sweet n nice' acting when there's a presence of good-looking males around them

this thing is ESPECIALLY useful if one of 'em really is one big douche-b. one month passing this thing around and ta-dah, a free meal for everyone for one night! and that particular person can learn the meaning and application of STFU.

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THIRD LESSON

 to tempt potential dates is not really a hard work if you're beautiful like rebecca black

 seriously?

but there's something important in introduction phase that a girl have to be aware of.

SMILE

okay, this one is okay

i dont know why schmidt doesnt like it. wait, on second thought, this kind of smile is too open to be presented upon a stranger. it's like "look at me! i wanna do you, like, TOTALLY!!" kind of smile.

and this one, OH HELL NO.

 

  i think it made her looks like a chipmunk?

and move on to the next one. this kind of smile is the most magical one. really. it can turn zooey deschanel into thin rosie o'donnell in one blink of the eye. 

amazing

and the last thing, this 'hey sailor' thing.... i'm not sure about this...

TOTALLY

not sure

about it

 

still, between american and british english.... i'd prefer american :3

i got this from here. when one has free time, it's very well to be spent there, especially the comics section. :D 

genius

the look on students-who-haven't-complete-their-homework? priceless

haters gonna hate, but who cares?

well, i DID want to see a someone making such 

cutesie face while making the f-you sign

the  poster is from here

true enough

total win

and you know what i hate the most? people who create a blogspot account and then starts to share everyday things onto the posts.

also, people who earn money and then just HAVE to use it to buy things. that's totally ridiculous.

lol. 

cheerio.

of beyblades, two siblings and an angry mother (teehee)

what do you think when you see this pic? particularly in ebay? hahaha, the story goes like this. the boys play their beyblades in bathtub. the bathtub was a bit damaged, and the angry mom has to pay. she told the boys to auction off their beyblades to cover the cost of mending the bathtub. there goes the crying brother and the solemn other.

it's a usual occasion for things like that to be auctioned off, but because the picture AND the story behind it was interesting, the peeps lingering around the net had no option but to create meme based on it. this is one of em.

excuse me, but this younger brother did seem a bit... dark? hahaha but still very cute ! XD

cheerio :)